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Page one of Issue I

Vol. I · No. 1 · September 2026

Issue I

Pegged to the September 9 Ward 1 primary, with a loose insert. Copy closed August 18.

The lead: Parks Official Clarifies That Unbroken 400-Foot Line of Plastic Bottles Along Seawall Is Simply “Where the Granite Ends”