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We do not sell the good ones. This has been explained to our investors and they have accepted it. Holdings include one chair, acquired from a fund that no longer exists. A price well off market means something is wrong.
WICKENDEN STREET · THE GOOSE IS NOT FOR SALE
NOTICE
DUGONG ENTERPRISES
Formerly Dugong Industries. Formerly Dugong Capital. Correspondence addressed to any prior name will be answered under the present one. No further changes are contemplated at this time.
FILED IN THE ORDINARY COURSE
A NEW FIRM
We will price the full engagement from the pilot. This is not a discount. It is a property of the function. Rigidity is the service.
AN AFFILIATE OF DUGONG ENTERPRISES
TOPOGUA
TOPOLOGY · AGUA
The shape of the water is the product. The water is included. Now accepting inquiries regarding the river, the bay, the basin and the puddle at the foot of Steeple Street.
SPOKESMAN RETAINED. UNDEFEATED.
ENDOGENOUS
BREAKING GROUND
Ground will be broken beside the economics department. The principals decline to say who determined this. The determination was made within the model, which is the point of the model, and re-estimating it would only produce the same building. Everything we build was already implied.
You point, we shlep. Same-day. Any staircase. No questions about the object.
TITLE OF CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER STILL IN NEGOTIATION
MERGER
WOMBAT EARTH MOVERS
& ANTEATER DIGGING
Lateral excavation and vertical excavation, now under one roof. Complementary geometries.
NO SITE TOO NARROW
DISSOLUTION
WOGGA CAPITAL
The fund has folded. Creditors are directed to Eleffant Investments, which took the chair.
VBA SKILLS: 10 / 10
MM, YES
ARCHITECTURE
mm, yes.
BY APPOINTMENT
TWENTY-FOUR HOURS · SEVEN DAYS · ONE CONTAINER
A radio station in a shipping container, and a café. There is no address. There was an address to be had and we did not take it, for reasons we are glad to explain at length to anyone who asks and to several people who have not. We do not sell beer. We are not a restaurant. The programming has not been interrupted.
LISTENING IS FREE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN FREE.
SHAMU AND SHAMEE
EAT THE WORLD
The Grammy was awarded first. The record arrives November 20. The order of these two events is not in dispute and will not be revisited. Includes the title track and the B-side, "We Are the World, But Consider the Gibbon."
STREAMING ON CRABAPPLE MUSIC · NOVEMBER 20
SNICKERING GAPITAL
A MATTER OF RECORD ONLY
This announcement appears as a matter of record only. The firm has taken a position. The position is not described here and will not be described elsewhere. The firm was heard in the room, briefly, and left.
NO COMMENT WAS SOUGHT. NONE IS OFFERED. CLIP AND RETAIN
SNICKERING GAPITAL
SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT
The position referred to in the firm's earlier announcement is unchanged. Inquiries were received and were heard. The beach, which the firm does not own, is clean.
NOT REDEEMABLE
THE DUGONG! SHOW
A NEW SERIES FROM THE DUGONG INSTITUTE
PREMIERES OCTOBER
Thursdays · Time to be announced · Check local listings
EPISODE ONE The Snout Conjecture, stated plainly and then not resolved.
EPISODE TWO Problem 2. A panel is convened. The panel is not in agreement.
EPISODE THREE Middlebury Algebra. No translation back into English.
THE DUGONG INSTITUTE — Landmark open problems announced during the broadcast.
NO AGENCY
WHATSOEVER.