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Tamandua takes the intersection

A southern tamandua has been directing traffic downtown, near koala space. It likes Walnut. It attacks Felinous Minimus.

Felinous Minimus does nothing to provoke the attacks. It is disliked by almost everyone. Asked to account for this, one witness said only that it is just there, that's how.

Olivia likes it. At least one other does. The peregrine falcon, who is the mayor, almost ate it.