To the Editor:

I don't get it.

— A Koala, on meds

To the Editor:

The first edition was a bit long. Readers don't have attention spans.

— Pat, Enormous Manatee, Providence

To the Editor:

It's good, period.

— The Crabs

To the Editor:

It wasn't enough. You didn't finish the job. Stupid.

— Tecumseh, Enormous Albino Rhino

The editor thanks all four correspondents, and has cut four pages.