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Page One Appraisals Issue III

Appraisals

APPRAISAL: One latte, $11

"Eleven for the cup, and for what's on the insides, check the papers!"

"Well, you sip at it!"

"The fine schmecklers will look for creamy. Is the surface creamy?"

He declined to say whether it was. The Gazette's Markets desk remains short $11 lattes.