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The Boat Stays Parked

Readers of last month's B.O.A.T. Party have asked where the boat went. It went nowhere. Look at the record. On the cover of The Boat Party, he is sitting on the side of a boat of maybe eighteen feet, and the boat is sitting in a snowy lot in Detroit, nowhere near the water.

Koala KMFH has always parked the boat. It was never a question of the party. The party is fine on land. It is a question of the water, and of who else is in it.

The North Atlantic right whale is down to fewer than 400. Getting hit by boats is one of the main things killing them. So the boat stays where it is, and the party happens around it.

Koala Prince P, asked about the arrangement, said: "Now, that's hip hop."

Bucket Hats: all the way.