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Mathematics

Pegasus Calculus was invented Wednesday by a mule named Sam. A sterile hybrid has produced a calculus named for the animal it is not. Authorship of the name is unsettled.

Music

Discovery, who is a mirror ball, has been asked by a schoolteacher named Pierre to collaborate on the motion of the light beneath the ball. The desk is weighing whether an instrument may study its own output.

Advertising

Never Allowed has described No Agency as cute. No Agency, a standing block that sells nothing, has not responded.

Society

A bougie art society is forming. Dues are ten dollars when you can. There is no board, no bylaws and no tiers.

Collections

A debt collector was threatened with wolves and heard a campaign reference. The call went well. He has been invited to name his own desk and has not yet written.

Standing note: A position with no reason attached is still a position. The Gazette does not annotate on request.